Author
Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; You know, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.1
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; You know, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.1
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.1
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
I took a speed-reading course and read “War and Peace” in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.1
I took a speed-reading course and read “War and Peace” in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.1
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.1
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.1
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.1
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.1
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.1
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
